ALL CAPS - Songs in the Key of E-Mail

It’s second period
Beginning algebra
I copied all my homework
Questions from the back

And I see…

You’re sitting next to me
It’s been four weeks at least
I just cant get the words right
On this blank piece of paper

But then I wrote,

Do you like me?
Yes or no.
Do you think I’m cute?
Would you date me?
You can say maybe
I just have to know
I just have to know
I just have to know

I think I got cooties
from this note some girl handed me
I hate her face and she drives me crazy

But then I say

I just want to eat bugs
and play with my friends in the mud
I wish this girl would just leave me all alone

The stupid note said,

Do you like me?
Yes or no.
Do you think I’m cute?
Would you date me?
You can say maybe
I just have to know
I just have to know
I just have to know

I drew in two boxes
Put a check mark on your answer
Please don’t mark no
Oh god don’t mark no
If you do I’m switching schools

Do you like me?
Yes or no.
Do you think I’m cute?
Would you date me?
You can say maybe
I just have to know
I just have to know
I just have to know

I just have to know