Axis Of Awesome - Justin bieber

Justin Bieber
Hey yo, its me again. I’m everywhere and
I’m still rockin lesbian hair
I’m on your T.V. Im on your phone
I declare this world a Bieber zone
I’m made of cupcakes, ice cream, and flowers
Young girls are helpless to my dark powers
They cant stop screaming they don’t know why
They pee their pants then they fall down and cry

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All these shorties got Bieber Bieber Fever
They love me like Milfs love Derek Jeter
I got em drooling like golden retrievers
They all bow down to me cus I am their leader

SCIENTIST
It starts with screaming, and OMGing
Followed by weeping and lots of tweeting
Once they’re infected they are insane
The only cure is to disable the brain

JASPER
I hate this pop crap, I like to rock
Hes worse than Backstreet Brothers on the Block.

CHET
Hes ain’t so bad, he could be worse.
I think I love him.

JASPER
Hey, I saw him first!

SCIENTIST
If your daughter catches Bieber Bieber fever
Chop off her head with a meat cleaver


REPORTER
Can adults contract Bieber fever?

SCIENTIST
Yes! But its mostly single moms and substitute teachers.

Lil Wayne
Weezy F. Baby and you know I’m paid
I don’t want to drink no Bieber Kool aid
I sip on syrup and smoke that Cheeba
I’m way too gangsta for Justin Bieber
I don’t want to do a do a duet
This little motherfuckers gonna ruin my rep
Every rapper has to do a song with this cutie
Its the hip-hop version of jury duty
Ill never sell out, cus I’m little Wheezy
I’m feeling light headed and a little queasy
Wanna carry you around on my shoulders
And tattoo your name up on my shoulders
You could be my little Caucasian brother
If we go to the movies do we have to bring Usher?
I got a baby mama but I want to leave her
Cus I gotta bad case of the Bieber Fever

BIEBER
Bieber Bieber Fever
Now the whole planets got Bieber Fever
The streets will flow with blood of the non-believers

Theres no defense against Bieber Fever

LIL WAYNE
Bieberback, Bieberback. Bieberback, ribs. Yummy.