Axis Of Awesome - Kesha

KE$HA:
Wake up in the morning looking greener than $hrek

($HRECK:
Where is that donkey?)

KE$HA:
Sleeping in a tub can really me$$ up your neck
Before I leave, I $top and vomit up tequila and glitter
It seems I'm spending every morning with my head in the s




Got vomit up in my hair (hair)
But I'm way too sick to care (care)
Now I'm falling down the stairs
I-I-I pull myself off the floor (floor)
Then I'm almost out the door (door)
But my family is waiting for me

Oh crap, not again it's an intervention
It's cool, I'm fine, I can stop it any time

DAD:
That's a lie, you won't try
Now you've made your mother cry
Look!

MOM:
(Crying) Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

KE$HA:
I'm out of here, this is queer
I just drink a couple beer

MOM:
Don't leave, we love you
We even hired Dr. Drew

DR. DREW:
This pattern needs to end

KE$HA:
I think I have to puke again
Oh, oh, oh, *barfing
*
So I decide to stay, but my head is still reeling
Then they go down the line talkin' 'bout their feelins'

BROTHER:
It makes me sad when I see you brush your teeth with jack
Also you borrowed my gold bike and never gave it back

DAD:
Stop showing off your butt (butt)
You're making young girls act like sluts (sluts)
And you're starting to get a beer gut, beer gut

DR. DREW:
This behavior is a dead end
And P-Diddy is not your friend
You'll end up like Lindsay Lohan
L-L-L-L-Lohan

KE$HA:
This is whack, I feel trapped

DR. DREW:
We want the old Ke$ha back

KE$HA:
Screw you Dr. Drew and your stupid camera crew

MOM:
Hey you don't have to shout
We're just trying to help you out

MOM, DAD, BROTHER:
(Crying) Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

KE$HA:
Ok, it's time you know
This is just a video
I don't drink or pee in sinks
It's what I want my fans to think
It's all an act, and in fact
It's even in my contract

MOM, DAD, BROTHER:
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, we didn't know
Oh

KE$HA:
Ha ha ha ha
Oh... god... oh...