Axis Of Awesome - Lady gaga

Lady Gaga and Lord Gaga
Lady Gaga and Lord Gaga

Lady:
Its the future and everything is weird.
Check out this guy, hes got a metal beard.

I give good headache, I'll make you scream.
Is this reality or just a fever dream?

I like to jerk and twitch this is how I dance.
Its cold in here may I please put on some pants?

NOOO!

Lord:
Chic freak sista fierce work those bitchy gams
Those were just some words that only gay men understand.

Lord and Lady:
Bla bla bla hoo hoo he
Everybody look at me.

Random stuff random stuff
Tell me have you had enough?

Chorus:
If I love you and you love me, then baby how can we go wrong?
This chorus doesnt have anything to do with the rest of the song.

Lord:
Completely unrelated

Im Lady Gaga and Im Lord Gaga

Lord and Lady:
Sometimes we like to sing like we are underwataah.

Lord:
You think your weird girl, but Im weirder than you.
Let me tell of the weird things that I like to do.

Lord:
Yesterday I went to church and made out with a nun
Then I went up to the roof and stared into the sun.

Lady:
That is pretty weird but I got you beat
I like to wear a bathing suits made out of raw meat.

Lord:
I put on a tuxedo before I go to bed
I send out birthday cards to people who are dead

Lady:
I like to eat brillow pads thats how I got this voice.

Lord:
Sometimes I like to cut myself but its a fashion choice.

Lord and Lady:
If I love you and you love me, then baby how can we go wrong?
Were totally making this shit up, as we go along.

Lord:
I might have overdone it