Stephen Lynch - A Little Bit Special

Hush little girl
sweet baby don't cry, tonight
Daddy is here and he'll
sing you a soft lullabye, tonight
Why can't it all be like
it was before
How can I explain why mommys
not here, anymore

Because daddy likes porno
and $10 whores
Daddy gets wasted and robs
liquor stores
Daddy likes rubbing against
little boys on the bus
i think thats why your mommy left us
mommy left us...

hush little girl, there is
no reason to fret, not tonight
don't mind the smoke,
daddy just wants to forget
(exhales deeply) tonight
soon it will all be like it was before
any minute she will walk
through that front door...

but daddy plays poker
and drinks lots of beer
then he wants sex that invloves
mommy's rear
daddy has sores on his naughty
parts oozing with puss
I think thats why your mommy left us

Please don't cry, i swear i'll
try, to be here by your side

Right after daddy gets
home from the bar
visits his booky,
and steals a new car
he'll drive to the strip club
and if daddy plays his cards
right, he'll bring home your
new mommy tonight, li de di, li de di...