The Beatles - Past Masters

A bad little kid moved
into my neighbourhood
he won't do nothing right
just sits and a looks so good
he don't wanna go to school
to learn to read and write
just sits around the house
and plays the rock and roll music all night.

Well he put thumbtacks on teacher's chair
put chewin' gum in little girl's hair
now junior, behave yourself.

Buys every rock and roll book
on the magazine stand
every dime that he get
oh he's off to the jukebox man
well he worries his teacher till
at night she's a-ready to poop
from rocking and a rolling
spinning in a hula hoop.

Well his rock and roll has gotta stop
junior's head is hard as rock
now junior, behave yourself.

Going tell your mama
you'd better do what she said
get to the barber shop
and get that hair cut off your head
shoot the canary and you fed
it to the neighbor's cat
you gave the cocker spaniel a bath
in mother's laundromat.

Well ya mamma said it's gotta stop
junior's head is hard as rock
now junior, behave yourself.